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Modern porn is ugly. At least in the 70s, the women in porn were pretty. Now, just about all of them are tattooed and fugly as hell. I prefer my imagination. The ladies there are sweet and I can exercise my mind at the same time.

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A suburban street you say, somewhere near St Denis or perhaps Anthony in the south ? So, the latest cultist disease has spread to Paris, with full backing from our Progrès friends. I don't think porn will help her, although a proposition on the spot might have at least made her turn a few interesting colors. Never miss a chance to go on TV or have sex, said Gore Vidal. Words to live by.

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Jun 20Liked by Ann K Sterzinger

lol. Though you didn't write your answer, I am a bit curious about the rest... Did you manage to bloom her Queer Awakening with your suave ways or was it awkward instead? :P

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Jun 20·edited Jun 20Author

Heh! It was extremely awkward... I've never had anyone stare that intensely at my chest before in public, especially whilst lecturing me, especially since there's nothing much to see in the first place and it wasn't actually uncovered... weird as f@ck, but with real porn actresses it could have been the beginning of a hit film.

But like I said, I forced myself to be civil, since that's probably going to be the entire contents of her spank bank for life, since very few other women would have probably been that patient. Or awkward.

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