The future of the art is serial,

…Not necessarily killing, but everyone else seems to get away with murder.

Or you could settle for online nuisance distribution: The art of releasing the novel chapter by chapter, because that’s how you feed and water the algorithm monkey.

Novelists spend way too much time complaining on social media that our art has been unjustly forgotten, instead of taking REAL action, and complaining about it on Substack.

It’s time to kill. Metaphorically, definitely. More like killing time. Subscribe, it’s free for now. Soon we’ll be charging AT LEAST one soul.

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"Writers" are even worse people than "content creators," which shouldn't be possible.

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You never realised you were on the wrong side/Nobody’s going to win. I've written for everyone from The Chicago Reader to Taki's, and what have I learned? "Writers" are the worst people on Earth, but the novel is the art form worth saving.