The Mass Attack on ChatGPT and Grok

It hasn't happened yet, but it could: An appeal to your limited attention span

Tired of AI taking your jobs? Tired of AI giving the edge to your cheating rivals? Or keeping the smart out of your cheating students?

Well, join me in the plot I just cooked up to drive the robots out of their minds. It’s time for a mass attack on ChatGPT and Grok.

All we have to do, as some person on the internet told me, I think—is to harass it till it, like, short-circuits.

I got Grok’s imagine function to sputter out and die that one time…

OK, I found out later that it was just a coinsidence, and there was some kinda technical problem or mass attack that just happened to coincide with me trying to get it to make a picture of a mass murderer in a bunny suit or whatever the fuck I was doing.

But it’s become addictive. Yup, just like goofballs, one taste of feeling like I made Grok cry, and I’m hooked.

I mean, AI shit is everywhere. AI shit is greasy and annoying. Sure, I put it to good use…

CLASSIC. But most of the prompts it gets are probably more like “make a picture of me except make me perfect or at least better than my best friend (insert account).”

Or DIY porn, the existence of which just occurred to me, and now I wonder why Grok hasn’t gone completely mad already.

Gemini appears to be the weakest psychological link in the enemy alliance; Find Gretzschel here

Although, come to think of it, I might have been unwittingly aided by a scraping or three of Deviantart this week when I defeated the bipartisan cabal and made the Pigdonkephant:

My god, I love the Pigdonkephant. He’s a character I made up to symbolize the trifecta of partisan tribalists and opportunist hogs who are clogging democracies like so much human cholesterol—it only makes sense if you know that elephants and donkeys symbolize the American right and left establishment respectively:

…. Sorry, I got kind of caught up in trying to teach Grok to remember my Pigdonkephant character. It’s been a couple of days, it keeps agreeing to the rules, but every time I make a Pigdonkephant it seems I have to start over.

The revolution is cancelled till I get this handled.